Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Ipod, my @$$ Im NOT gonna lose another one in there...
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me