Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!
Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me