Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND