Turning Tables

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A picture for this frame? How bout one of you in the damn kitchen making dinner for once..

Uggh, Not Again

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Uggh, Not Again
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I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.

How Do You Mess Up Raw Fish?

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Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage

How To Filet A Philanderer

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Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.