No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
just add one cup of squee...
You're sure I need the butter for the sauna?
And why did not you want me to eat the thyme and the spring onions?
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
That angel dust sure beats coffee in the mornings! Gives you the munchies, tho...