Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
Note to self: Advise son to check out her cooking before marriage