Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
just add one cup of squee...
Barefoot and Pregnant he says.. WELL! Let's see if he can taste the Poison..
I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
I was told this wristband was for cancer awareness