I ALMOST KILLED MY FAMILY THIS MORNING MAKING PANCAKES.
Step 1 to Cooking: Remove cat from pan.
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Always put on extra frosting so no one will taste the Hashish.
Watch closely son Soon you'll be a douche like me
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
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