Those herbs I found in Jr's pocket make all the difference!!!!
WHEN THE RECIPE CALLED FOR A SQUIRT OF JUICE, I DON'T THINK THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD IN MIND
Go on, Marge, take that meatloaf and shove it down his ungrateful little throat.
Now how long do I cook this thing?
Now, it's very important that you get the filets onto the stove while the bastard's still screaming. It's not effective revenge if he can't hear himself sizzling.
No wait, you read the recipe wrong. It said "honey"
just add one cup of squee...