No, I'm not a metal golem.
No, no. It was float like a HUMMINGBIRD, sting like a bee.
The recruiting Sargeant said if I took this assignment, he'd make sure I got a little ass.
Now calm down, Honey
Let me explain
Oh give me a home
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