confused

bad jokes,confused,joke,let it go,otters,ought to,puns,stupid,whisper
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"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"

art,confused,days of yore,historic lols,painting,vintage,women
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Ah...the days of yore. I remember sitting there, bare breasts all akimbo and randy as all get out. The baby got out of his cage and began flying around the room and we wondered... if drinking out of lead cups was such a good idea, after all.

cant-fly,confused,flying,leaving,mom,nest,no,squirrel,switched at birth
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No! But mom... No child of mine is leaving the nest until they've learned to properly fly. Get back to practice.

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