HE THINKS HE'S PANDAS
"Sir, I'm fairly certain Volkswagen Rabbits aren't edible."
"What are you, a cabbie or a dietitian?"
What the hell was I sleeping on last night?
"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?"
"Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"