I don't see any wings...

Why do you smell so familiar yet... look so funny?

What do you think you are? A chicken?

The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!" I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?

WAIT A SECOND THIS ISN'T MY NEST

I have no idea what I'm doing!

"Whyz everbody lookin' at us and makin' bad punz?" "Ai noe! And yood think dey'd noe howta p'nouce "Ought to!"