I don't know why they call me a hummingbird. I couldn't carry a tune in a nectar cup.
Which key is any key?
I don't see any wings...
Why do you smell so familiar yet...
look so funny?
What do you think you are? A chicken?
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
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