is a melon-baller really supposed to do that?
"I will make you my minion as soon as I figure out this thingy."
"Yeaaaaah you just keep telling yourself that, little buddy."
THE LITTER TRAY IS EMPTY AGAIN
SOMEONE IS STEALING MY POOP
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?