Not My Best Pickup Line, I Admit

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I came to f*k btches and eat lettuce And I'm done eating lettuce.

A Well-Rounded Beauty

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I'm not just a pretty face. I'm also a great set of legs and a nice tail, so let's not diminish my value here, 'k?

Walking the Fine Line Between Confidence and Crazy

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OVER THERE, We shall advance awesomely in that direction and I shall be awesome over there too. Quite possibly in an epic manner. Did you get my good side? The sun wasn't too strong was it?