Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.
Can you believe what she's wearing?
I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!
THE CLOSET GARGOYLE
For All Your Closet Protection Needs
There's No use Yelling about it This just isn't the right sized shirt
Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked
What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?
That tourist is wearing the wrong shoes for her outfit.