Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.
What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?
I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU
Dear God, Please send clothes to those poor ladies on Daddy's computer.
THE CLOSET GARGOYLE
For All Your Closet Protection Needs
Can you believe what she's wearing?
I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!