Toilet Paper Just cause its soft doesn't mean you have to wear it.
What do you mean "indecent exposure?" I'm a bear, we never wear clothes. What next? Gonna tell me I can't crap in the woods?
I'M GLAD YOU'RE UP I'VE PUT ALL OF YOUR FOLDED SHIRTS ON THE FLOOR FOR YOU
Can you believe what she's wearing?
I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!
DEAL WITH IT
Oh, Sorry You shouldn' be naked