After Christmas, the unemployed elves begin to work the streets.
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.
For me?!? Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
WE WHIZZ YOUA MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
Bingle jells, Bingle jells, Bingle awl teh ...