New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
NOTHING SAYS "MERRY CHRISTMAS" like putting Baby Jesus into orbit.
turn my swag on
Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!
I said silver bells.. how 'effin hard is it to get silver?
Tweet: Meet us in Bethleham. Baby due any minute.