Red One to Green One: Birdfeeder located, they have moved it to the south lawn. Advise caution - they have also gotten a large grey cat.

No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea. I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.

Tragically, after their latest movie flopped at the box office, Alvin took to drinking and ended up living in the drain pipe. -hicc

SHE THINKS I CAME FOR THE NUTS

That's IT? Are you nuts?

Breaking News Alvin arrested for public intoxication

I is ovr 21 in chpmunk yearz