Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?
I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.
This is why People Hate Gingers
Congratulations to Deson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Deson!!!
Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!
Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!
Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.