Look Ma, No Hands
I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.
Congratulations to Deson for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Deson!!!
I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!
Your children... what IS wrong with them?
I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home