They laughed at my crayon drawings. I laughed at their chalk outlines.
I was touched by an angel! Now we are going to call CPS, you sick freak!
Warm weather and annoying children 24/7
How to Fall Asleep
Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!
ONLY IN ADVERTISING LAND CAN YoU HAVE BOTH A SPARKLING CLEAN BATHROOM AND CHILDREN AT THE SAME TIME