Um, can't we just walk to school, Mom? I feel silly.
Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!
a kid-flap makes so much sense for a children's bedroom
Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!
Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?
I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.
Warm weather and annoying children 24/7