I've seen the future... and unfortunately you hit puberty while I remain eternally adorable.
HEY...Mom said settle down
Everytime I clap my hands a child in Africa dies... Then stop clapping you evil bastard!
I'm not playing wit u anymore I'm going home
How to Fall Asleep
Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
Congratulations to Trevor for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, Trevor!!!