How to Fall Asleep
Stuck awake? Youmay have too much energy. You can lower it by drinking a warm glass of milk, laced with horse tranquilizers.
Should I go after another man who's already married...or should I adopt another child?
Tomorrow we try mice, next week small children... mwahahaha!
I have made...
a TERRIBLE mistake.
HEY...Mom said settle down
Look Ma, No Hands