B*CH. Get in the trunk.
"Aim for the stars," they said. "Aim for the head," I say.
The Daddy Decoy! now with twice the abandonment issues
And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.
College can't come soon enough.
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I've looked everywhere, Jenny. No sign of any "little mermaid" down here.