And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.
College can't come soon enough.
To high sodium and beyond!
Mommy, I'm tired of drinking milk all the time. I want a tall glass of single-malt scotch too!
Soon enough, dear!
The Daddy Decoy! now with twice the abandonment issues
Look, Mommy. This one must be retaining water just like you!