First, stop saying you're a chimp off the old block. You're an orangutan.
What Post-Partum Depression Looks LIke on Barbituates
Sorry, my Mama can't come to the fence right now
The Daddy Decoy! now with twice the abandonment issues
One of us is rightside up, but I'm not sure which it is!
And then I made myself REAL BIG like this and the Orca got terrified and swam away.
College can't come soon enough.