Oh, knock it off, drama boy- you're not even bleeding yet.
Congratulations to garbageface for becoming the first runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post the winner on Thursday (tomorrow)! Congrats again, garbageface!!!
HEY DAD! WHY IS GRANDMA IN THE WATER?
I GAVE THAT PITCH A VIBRATO. PITCHES LOVE VIBRATO.