Can you believe what she's wearing? I know! Doesn't she realise horizontal stripes make her breasts and thighs look huge!!

UH OH ITS POLYGAMOUS ALIMONY DAY, AND HE'S BROKE!

ai fink mai eggz iz a iddul obercooked!

How I think I look and How others see me

JACK, I WANT YOU TO DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR POULETS

Damn, chicken, how did you get to be so funny?

EXCUSE ME B*TCH I'M A LADY

Resistance chickens often told Fuhrer jokes.