THROUGHOUT HIS LIFE, JAKE'S ADDICTIONS, IN ORDER, WERE: CIGARETTES, BEER, LIQUOR, POT, COCAINE, METHAMPHETAMINES, HEROIN AND FINALLY, FATALLY, RAW UNBONED CHICKEN.
And not a single cluck was given that day.
What do you think you are? A chicken?
Darn GPS. I must have crossed this road a thousand times...