"Will this pose get me on NatGeo?"
"Um, no. That pose will get you on Cheezburger."
Mah cheezburger is undercooked, mobile and very very angry.
I don't get it. Shouldn't it be "May I have a Cheeseburger (please)?"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. The cat was definitely asking for a cheezburger. As I recall, that is an act of war."