My sleep numbur iz divide by zero
"So mom left me here for the weekend?"
"She's not coming back, is she?"
1 more Cheetos joke and the arms come off.
HEY...Mom said settle down
WAIT!!! We can't stop here... This is Bat Country!
I once killed 7 men with my bare hands... what about it?
Quit complaining kids. Iz ALWAYZ call shotgun.
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