"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well." When in &*%$# are the props people gonna get me a skull?

Wait! Wait! Don't take off! Dere's no BAFFROOMS on dis fing!

She found an answer to high dental prices, but does it take insurance?

Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard. Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.

Supercuts, my a$$!