"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well."
When in &*%$# are the props people gonna get me a skull?
Wait! Wait! Don't take off! Dere's no BAFFROOMS on dis fing!
She found an answer to high dental prices, but does it take insurance?
Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard.
Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.
Supercuts, my a$$!
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