"Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him well."
When in &*%$# are the props people gonna get me a skull?
Asked for a Playstation Vita... got daisy from neighbor's yard.
Either my sign language needs work, or these are some cheap bastards.
Wait! Wait! Don't take off! Dere's no BAFFROOMS on dis fing!
Supercuts, my a$$!
She found an answer to high dental prices, but does it take insurance?