New This Xmas: 42nd Street Barbie
Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.
(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)
Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.
(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)
Stop staring at my girlfriend!
I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool