LET'S PLAY A GAME
It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"
(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)
Why not put DAT ASS in DIS HAND?
I'm the Shatman Ski bi di bi do bap do,,, Do bam do
Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.
(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)
"I kissed a girl and I liked it." -- Lady Gaga
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...