They told me I could be anything I wanted... ...apparently I don't want much...
Get in loser we're going shopping.
Joan Rivers will show up anywhere and accost celebrities.
(Prince Charles, Camilla, Joan Rivers)
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
ME LOVE SNOW!
(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)
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