Breaking News - And if you buy now, ELITE will provide complementary ass-beatings for the first 50 people who cut you off in traffic!!!
WHAT UP!? B*TCHES!
I said DAT ASS
HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
I was going through celebrity's garbage before it was cool
One sides tingling, but the other just feels like there's foam on it.
Um...I really liked you in 'Its Complicated'- Shut up.
(Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page)