HI, MY NAME IS NICK. RIGHT NOW I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY. CHEESY MOVIE? COUNT ME IN. PR0NO? BEEN THERE, DONE THAT. COMMERCIALS FOR ORTHOPEDIC UNDERPANTS? HECK, I'M WEARING SOME RIGHT NOW.
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LET'S PLAY A GAME
It's called, "Guess Who Doesn't Fit in Their Uniform Any More"
(William Shatner, Kate Mulgrew, Patrick Stewart)
ME LOVE SNOW!
(Christian Bale, Tom Hardy)
Don't tell anyone but I just peed in the pool
(James Cameron, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kate Winslet)