So... the tables have turned, Monsieur Puddy Tat.
Stand bak! Aiz got a cat
an aiz nut afrayd tu use it
How come he didn't have to get de-clawed?
No, wait. It's "i" before "e" except after "c"
Before PetCo Cat toys were a lot messier
ai fink mai eggz iz a iddul obercooked!
The same thing we do every night... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!