People usually ask ME "why the long face?"
It may be my time and all, but you still better have some good insurance, buddy.
HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.
i iz a dog!
Is this Albany? No, it's Buffalo
Guys, guys I've got it. According to his GPS, the nearest banana plantation is only 26,440.34 miles away due south.
Everybody hop in!
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