Meanwhile, at the Dunkin' Donuts drive-thru in Anchorage...
"Ma'am, this location does not sell 'bear claws.'"
Is this Albany? No, it's Buffalo
don't forget to tip the valet
i iz a dog!
NOW THAT THERE IS YOUR PROBLEM
Oh, yeah? Well, you're no prize either.
Excuse me, Ma'am. I can take little screaming one in the back seat off your hands... no trouble... just roll down the window and toss it out.