No, no, yoo gawts da wrong idea.
I juss had da DENTAL SURGERIES.
The Doctor keeps saying "If you want to lose a few pounds, get your ass out of the refrigerator!"
I appreciate his concern, but how's that going to help?
After extensive tests...
"Um, hello? Ladies? Am right ober heeur."
... Frank discovered that he was ignorified more when he wore the girlie pink sneakers.
Are you sure this is how bears go fishing?