"Hey, hoser... you couldn't hit the broad side of a barn! My grandma shoots better than you, and she's blind!" Bambi's Canadian cousin Harold didn't run from hunters. He liked to egg them on.
Let's just get real for a second-- Canada is that scary.
Congratulations to Alexander Wood for becoming the second runner-up in this week's caption contest! We will post one more runner-up tomorrow, followed by the winner on Thursday! Congrats again, Alexander Wood!!!