Hi, mom! I'm on TV!
She's got Jack! DO something!
And here you see our pet hoomin. The youngling is only eight to ten years old and still in the cute phase.
YO, MTV DIS MAH CRIB.
Excuse me sir, but you need to aim the camera at me!
Where in hell did he go?
Over here, pall. And I don't pose for free you know!
f-stop 16? Good, good depth of field...
Shutter speed 1/15 sec? No, no! You'll get camera-shake!