What do you expect? You abandon wonderful things in such convenient cans and I'm NOT supposed to touch them?!
I'm innocent I tell you, INNOCENT!
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Dunt ya fink dis iz a bit excessive? After all, it wuz jus garbidge...
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I know why the caged cat sings...
So... the tables have turned, Monsieur Puddy Tat.
WE NEED TO TALK... THE CONDITIONS IN HERE ARE HORRIBLE!
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