Hey LOLRUS! Finders-Keepers!
Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit
Duz it come wit bukkit seetz?
I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!
Lolrus sez hoomins lieks to taek bloo fings liek bukkits 'n stuffs.
Dey won't gets mai swimmy pool! Ai guards it wif mai life!