Hey LOLRUS! Finders-Keepers!
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
Don't cry, Lolrus! It's not exactly a blue bucket, but you can borrow this!
dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!
Shhh doan gib me away. On cobert mishunz lookin' for mah bukkit
I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!