dey be steelin mai trashcan!!!
I know what you're thinking, but this is not the Lolrus' bukkit!
Duz it come wit bukkit seetz?
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?