Hey LOLRUS! Finders-Keepers!
I can't believe you care so much about da bucket! If you want one so bad u can haz mine!
Got e-mail frum Nigerian philanthropist. Sez he found my bukkit. Needz elebendy thouzend dollerz for shipping and handling to mail back to me
How did you lose your bukkit in the first place?
If a walrus comes around yu haven't seen dis
Hello, poaleez departmnt? I haz emrjensee; I wantz to report a missin' bukit, pweez.