Mai lief's sooo boring! Nuffing eggsiting ebber happns tu meh!
It's two rainbows. It doesn't mean anything. Humans can be so dramatic.
What? You expected gold?
Mom it followed me home, can I keep it?
It may be my time and all, but you still better have some good insurance, buddy.
HITTING BUFFALO IN THE FACE WITH A SNOWBALL... VERY, VERY BAD IDEA