"WHO FOUND MY STASH? RAGE!"
"Man, this is the tastiest lawn I've ever eaten."
For the last time, son: Blow at the candles!
I don't see any wings...
The question you have to ask yourself is...
"Is its edibleness commensurate with its dangerousness?"
HITTING BUFFALO IN THE FACE WITH A SNOWBALL... VERY, VERY BAD IDEA
Speedbumps in Montana. You WILL slow down.
Why yes... as a matter of fact I do own the whole road.