Sumfin' tells meh mai noo bike iz broken.
It's not makin' any ob doze broomeh zoomeh noises.
Indicator broken. I'm simply making a legal right-paw turn signal.
I tink I iz broken.
I iz not turning green!
WELL, THIS IS EMBARRASSING.
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