Excuse me sir don't mean to be a bore, but have I told you about my stamp collection.
YOU SIR...ARE BORING THE PISS OUT OF ME.
MAN! CEREAL AGAIN???!
This is boring
Now stop me if you've heard this one...
THE POLAR BEAR LIFE:
What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh, ice. What's that? Oh Snow.
NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE