Holy crap! That thing is huge! That would feed me for at least... a day or two.
After budget cuts, the highway patrol had to find a more cost effective way of stopping speeders for ticketing.
What? You expected gold?
Damn Clydesdales... Just 'cause they've got a big time contract with Budweiser they think they can do whatever they damn well please...
ASS BISON SHALL NOT BE MOVED