Bill had been having the best day of his life... Right up until he found out mom only got diet coke. Needless to say, his entire day was ruined.

No time to explain. Just put on the hats and act casual.

Maxine's birthday dinner is about to go terribly awry.

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My birthday party? Shucks, I don't know. Nick over here handles all that.