birth-control

adopted,annoyed,arguing,birth control,cubs,following,mom,regrets,siblings,snow leopards,tired
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"Stop following me! Git your own friends! Mom, tell him hez dopted." Birth control. Why didn't I use birth control?

birth control,christmas,historic lols,jesus,mary,unplanned pregnancy
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Sadly, Mary's birth control pills didn't stand a chance against God's little swimmers. And that's why we have Christmas!

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