While you're up Get me a beer

This needs more Beer Barely taste it

DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY I CAN LIVE WITH THAT

THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG

I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.

I'll take a beer, toots And make it snappy

I don't always "Phone Home" But when I do, I'm Drunk.

I don't always click links, but when I do... LOLZ!