"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
The alligators are catching on
THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES
THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG
DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT