I'll take a beer, toots And make it snappy
DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES
THIS... IS... AWESOME!!!!