DOCTOR SAID ONLY ONE GLASS OF ALCOHOL PER DAY
I CAN LIVE WITH THAT
Damn Clydesdales... Just 'cause they've got a big time contract with Budweiser they think they can do whatever they damn well please...
"Honey, why is there nothing to eat in here? It's your job to do the shopping, you know. Wouldja go out and get me a pizza and some brewskies before the game starts?"
THAT B*TCH LEFT ME FOR A WIENER DOG
I love you. Is it you or the beer talking? It's me. Talking to my beer.
While you're up Get me a beer