Even Gravity Can't Save Him Now

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My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

Lucky For Them, Apathy Wins

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If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.

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