I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN... I'M GETTING DRESSED

My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.

If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.

Leave it.. To Beavers