But If You Insist, There's My Shadow

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I am not a Groundhog! I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!

Lucky For Them, Apathy Wins

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If my hunger was greater than my apathy, I'd go over there and get those tidbits from the tourists.

Even Gravity Can't Save Him Now

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My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.