Stop staring at my girlfriend!
I am not a Groundhog!
I am a beaver! Next year get someone who is not drunk to do this!
My grandpappy used to say "you're not drunk til yer holdin' on to the ground ti keep from falling off the earth." This poor guy knows what I'm talkin' about.
I'LL BE RIGHT DOWN...
I'M GETTING DRESSED
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Who cares, I'm a beaver.