Mortimer was careful to not relax his guard until the grandkids went home at the end of the weekend.
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Put out that damn campfire and GO HOME! And take your trash with ya!
HEY, LADY... Are you gonna finish that candy bar? Uh...nevermind. The way you seem to be choking on it right now, I think I'll pass.
Here's your ball, kid. Please try to keep it in your own yard.
BEAR WITH IT