A faceplant only needs two things: 1) Water 2) Face
My strategy for playing the game is to be naked and always get up close to the other contestants. Then I'll un-nerve them by wanting to pick the bugs off of them and then eat the bugs. It'll creep them out.
This sure doesn't LOOK like Iowa....
ELEPHANT BODY SURFING
and why it's very rare
PLAYED MARCO POLO WITH KIDS
Closed beach forever
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