Ok, now I'm sure Google Maps was wrong.
Timmy's fallen down a mine shaft you say? Who the heck cares? This is my day off.
What You Plan To Do
What You Really Do: Thud
Looking out at the sea, observing the vastness of it all, I am awestruck. What do I say to that? There's really only one thing I can say... "MOO"
This sure doesn't LOOK like Iowa....
I has to pose for the lovely screensaver for da hoomans phones