you are not.
A faceplant only needs two things: 1) Water 2) Face
PLAYED MARCO POLO WITH KIDS
Closed beach forever
See more Misunderstood Sharks at Animal Memes!
My strategy for playing the game is to be naked and always get up close to the other contestants. Then I'll un-nerve them by wanting to pick the bugs off of them and then eat the bugs. It'll creep them out.