I'll give that bch some cupcakes. Bches love cupcakes.

(Barack Obama)

Cancel all my appointments, I'm making a meme.

(Barack Obama)

I quite agree! Pinkie Pie IS so random

(Barack Obama)

That's great.... but I still think we should have Chinese!

(Barack Obama, Joe Biden)

OBAMA'S POLICIES DESTROYED THE ECONOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO, YOU ARE REMEMBERING IT WRONG.

(Republican debates, Steve Carell)

Affairs of State can be complicated

(Barack Obama)

Now how long do I cook this thing?

(Barack Obama)