"Come here, mon cheri, for le smooch"
"Oh man, I thought that skunk was bad enough."
Lewie was always off key so
they only let him lipsync howl.
Aw, dude. You should dance like somebody IS watching.
I know sweety, we're all scared.
But we survived the last six Nickleback albums.
Look, I'm sorry I was just trying to make some conversation.
climbs treez iz fun, u sed. wut culd go rong, u sed.
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